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Things to do while you can’t walk:

  • Read a book.  Not one that has been on your good books to read list for a long time, because the narcotics will probably cause you to not really remember it, but read a book anyway.  Because who knows when you’ll sit for this long again?
  • Watch every season of Gilmore Girls.  Or, if you’re not immobilized for too long, watch at least a few episodes.
  • The first time:  Learn to knit hats.  Proceed to make hats for everyone you know.  The second time:  Learn to knit socks.  Proceed to make socks, mostly for yourself.
  • Write letters while on Vicodin.  Who wouldn’t want to get those?
  • Stalk facebook, perhaps more obsessively than you would on a normal basis.
  • Discover 89274 baking blogs to follow and bake recipes from.  Make plans to bake everything on the blogs, but the follow-through is optional.
  • Learn to do really awesome crutch tricks.  Like putting on shoes with no hands, and and heel clicks.  Proceed to wow everyone you know with these tricks.