A Poofy Point of View

Things I’d Like to Teach the Inhabitants of Brunswick, ME

• Bicyclists are not the same as pedestrians. Please ride your bicycle on the street.
• Recycle. Not just returnables, but paper, cardboard, all of the recyclable things. It makes the earth smile.
• Break down boxes when you’re throwing them out because you don’t recycle.
• Slamming on the brakes to let someone pull out in front of you may seem like a nice thing, but the cars behind you are endangered by your reckless “kindness”
• Just because I am a cute girl and you are an old man does not mean you can refer to me as “honey” or “sweetheart”

Thank you.