Here are some highlights:
- “Don’t promise the king babies and give him puppies” KJ
- “This is funny and I’m gonna stab out your eyes.” DR
- “Guys, if we can’t pull it together, I’ll take the yetti away.” JCL
- “Wouldn’t it be cool if there was this holiday scorpion, and you sat on its lap to say what you want, and before you can say, it stings you and you die?” EP
- “Go ahead, sacrifice a goat.” DW
- “I think your whole life you’re like, I’m stupid I’m stupid I’m stupid… and then you write The Tempest.” JCL
- “I’m giving you a breather today because pronouns are DEATH.” PB
- “It’s like artificial sweetener: you know you shouldn’t eat it cause it gives you breast cancer, but you’re on a diet and you like sweet things.” MM
- “She’s not British, but I don’t care.” KK
Oh dear. And that’s just the first two months. Get ready for a ton of quotes, ladies and gents.
